at least i run faster than internet explorer

(Source: oddteens)

Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

(via 5ft1)

(Source: tealeafprincess)

  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: who the fuck are you
  • me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
  • me: walk faster fuckface
  • me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
  • me: no you're a whore
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
  • me: pew pew nigga
  • me: i'd push you in front of me whore
  • pazzo-demens:

    you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

    (Source: slydigger)